I PRESENT TO YOU- THE HARRKORRRRRRRRRRR (Tuesday, November 18, 2008)
THE HAAARRRKOOOOORRRRWE CAN BE FOUND EVERYWHERE.
OUR FUNKY DANCE MOVES HAVE BEEN CAPTURED B Y PAPARAZZI EVERYWHERE WE GO MUAHAHAHA

WE CAN BE FOUND ON PERFUME ADVERTISEMENTS.

IN TOWN.

oh yes, forgot to mention that victoria beckham is one of the many celebrities crazy over our crew.

my lesbianisn with kaylyn was also soon found out by the reporters.

we overlook our nation's important meetings. to bring peace to the world by dancing.

even the puny mortals below are our fans.

people see us.

even the construction workers need our faces to get motivated to work.

our expressions, our determined faces bring hope to the poverty.

angelina jolie gladly put aside her adoption issues to volunteer advertising our shirts to the public.

although we have many haters and i-hate-harrkorr clubs

many still begged us to give them the right to paste our charming pictures onto their family cars.

we give shoppers the energy to contribute more to the economy.

soon after we are named celebrities of the century. candid pictures of us are kept into national museum.

ugly pictures of us start to appear as our haters want to bring down our well-built reputation..

haters vandalised the nation's walls..

one of our crew members was portrayed as ugly betty..

people booed us for being lesbians..

worse still, paris started to have a huge crush on one of our crew members..

the only guy in our crew was featured in a porn programme

but our dance moves are still very much appreciated by hippies!

began to feature in the headlines of Strait Times LMAO

priscilla is well loved again

polariods of us are used as clothes!

abel became well-known among the cats!!!

awwwwwwwwww.

aqila is also one the most famous in UK among the guys
are we driving you nuts?!
THIS IS ONLY PART ONE!
WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF..
THE HARRRKORRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO.